My Selfishly Greedy Husband

Today me and my husband went to Applebee's after church with some friends of ours and we got the 2 for $20 and with that you get an appetizer to "SHARE".... 

Well, we didn't eat all of our food and of course we brought it home in to go boxes.... Time has gone by and I realized I want some of "our" applebees and I come downstairs to get some leftovers.  To my surprise even though it really wasn't a surprise because this happens all the time it was gone. The rest of our boneless wings and mozzarella sticks were all gone. 


Our Conversation 
Me: Did you eat all of it or did you save me some? Hubbs: I ate all of it, it was only 2 of each left Me: You know you are wrong right? I would've never done that to you. You are just selfish! LOL Hubbs: But you have pasta leftover so I figured you would just eat that Me: But you ate all of your food plus all of the appetizers  Hubbs: .......................................................

Those dots = Silence! HA! Convo was over after that....


We didn't really argue about it because this is a NORMAL conversation that happens at least twice a week. I mean this dude will eat up everything without thinking about the next person around him. I call him my personal garbage disposal because I can always depend on him to eat what I don't eat or what he "think" I won't eat. Most times I hide my food or I have to literally threaten him so he won't eat my stuff!  I'm like come on dude can I get my grub on or get excited about my leftovers without worrying if you ate it or not??? lol.... Most of my married girlfriends go through this and we always have our funny convos about it because we all deal with the "selfishly greedy husband"..... This dude even ate my Valentine's day chocolate "HE" got me and blamed it on our 1 year old daughter....lol..... I got it bad over here ladies!!!

Have you had these convos with your hubby? or had to come to the frig to see your food missing?